alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

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dampsandwich:

if i open my mouth please stop me

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

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❝ The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either. ❞
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